Have you tried Walla Walla? Cucamonga?

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She rolled her eyes and cocked a hip in his direction, one hand placed on it and the other waving a finger vaguely, chuckling,

“Is that the best you’ve got? I haven’t heard anything that cheesy since I ran into that gorgonzola salesman at the beauty pageant.”

She smiled, nevertheless, and straightened, before bumping him gently with aforesaid hip, teasing, “Sweet, though, Eddie. And- God, isn’t it? The shoreline looks endless from here. And,” she smiled, perhaps only to herself as she murmured, “Not a damn hare in sight.”

Laughing, Eddie playfully bumped her back “I’ll grab the chairs and umbrella,” he said, flexing his seemingly healed arm, though there was a large scar on his bicep now “Or if you’re hungry, we can rustle something up for breakfast,” he added looking up at her, and surprising her with a quick kiss “Man, it takes a lot t’not want to do that everytime I see ya,” he smirked and moved from her to the kitchen, checking the cabinets.

“Some oatmeal.. ” checking the fridge “Eggs that… I wouldn’t touch if you paid me,” he shuddered “And milk that’d be better used as a brick,” he made a goofy yuck face at Jess before closing the door “We could order out?”

She raised a brow and peeked into the kitchen, before making a face and nodding quickly,

“That sounds like a FAR better plan. Goodness, when was this place last rented out? Those eggs and that milk could have teamed up to form a small, sentient civilization by now. Heavens, maybe they know English…”

SHe nudged Eddie, teasingly, and chuckled, “Perhaps we should introduce ourselves. Hello, Ovid Overlords!” She gave a slight wave, but leapt back when the milk-brick wobbled in retaliation. She wrinkled her nose, and murmured, “Let’s get that out of here and grab a bite out, like you said.”

Laughing at her joke, Eddie shook his head “I’ll call out for breakfast, why don’t you go outside, enjoy the sun, and when the food comes, I’ll bring it out to you,” he said, grabbing a few jelly beans from his pocket and munching them.

Eddie then moved to the room’s phone and dialed the room service number “Yeah let me get.. two breakfasts, omelets, one with ham and spinach, one with extra cheese and olives,” he winked at Jess “Toast, bacon, homefries, yeah, the honeymoon cabin, thanks,” he hung up and grinned “Easy peasy,”

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“Yeah, it’ll be real swell,” he said, leaning over and giving her a quick kiss before standing “I’m gonna hop in the shower, go get ready for th’day. Relax, as long as you want, sweets,” he said with a grin, whistling as he headed off to the closet. 

Going through his clothes, he found a pair of white and blue plaid Bermuda shorts, and a bright blue and yellow Hawaiian shirt, laying them out, along with his hat, before shooting her one last smirking glance and heading into the bathroom, undressing and getting in the shower, loving the feel of the hot water, as it helped wash away the morning grogginess. “Ahhh yeah,” he said softly.

She smiled over at him and leaned back, exhaling happily. The sun was up, the day was bright, she’d had her first good night of sleep in, Lord, what felt like weeks. She tossed her hair and puckered her lips as she placed the cup on the sidetable, swinging her legs over the bed and wandering to her suitcase. What to wear, what to wear?

Ah! He had grabbed her beach dress. Good man. She smiled towards the bathroom, where she could hear his clear, high whistle among the water hitting the tile, and shrugged out of her gown and into the dress before wandering into the main room to peer out the window onto the veranda. She snagged her sunhat along the way, and grinned at her reflection in the mirror as she passed,

“Things may be lookin’ up after all.”

Eddie finished his shower, pushing a hand through his hair, and dried off quickly, changing into his clothes and plopping his hat on his head. Moving through the bedroom, he saw her in her sundress and smiled, admiring her for a moment before wolf-whistling her her direction.

“I thought fer a second I died in th’shower, and an angel was greeting me here,” he teased, walking over and enjoying the view with her. “Man.. look at this place.. it’s.. perfect,” he said quietly. Just what they needed, a peaceful time away.

She rolled her eyes and cocked a hip in his direction, one hand placed on it and the other waving a finger vaguely, chuckling,

“Is that the best you’ve got? I haven’t heard anything that cheesy since I ran into that gorgonzola salesman at the beauty pageant.”

She smiled, nevertheless, and straightened, before bumping him gently with aforesaid hip, teasing, “Sweet, though, Eddie. And- God, isn’t it? The shoreline looks endless from here. And,” she smiled, perhaps only to herself as she murmured, “Not a damn hare in sight.”

Laughing, Eddie playfully bumped her back “I’ll grab the chairs and umbrella,” he said, flexing his seemingly healed arm, though there was a large scar on his bicep now “Or if you’re hungry, we can rustle something up for breakfast,” he added looking up at her, and surprising her with a quick kiss “Man, it takes a lot t’not want to do that everytime I see ya,” he smirked and moved from her to the kitchen, checking the cabinets.

“Some oatmeal.. ” checking the fridge “Eggs that… I wouldn’t touch if you paid me,” he shuddered “And milk that’d be better used as a brick,” he made a goofy yuck face at Jess before closing the door “We could order out?”

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The morning sun crept into their room, and Eddie found his arms wrapped around a sleeping Jessica. He smiled, and just watched her sleep for a bit, finding her more lovely every time he saw her. He then slipped out from around her, and…

“Yeah, it’ll be real swell,” he said, leaning over and giving her a quick kiss before standing “I’m gonna hop in the shower, go get ready for th’day. Relax, as long as you want, sweets,” he said with a grin, whistling as he headed off to the closet. 

Going through his clothes, he found a pair of white and blue plaid Bermuda shorts, and a bright blue and yellow Hawaiian shirt, laying them out, along with his hat, before shooting her one last smirking glance and heading into the bathroom, undressing and getting in the shower, loving the feel of the hot water, as it helped wash away the morning grogginess. “Ahhh yeah,” he said softly.

She smiled over at him and leaned back, exhaling happily. The sun was up, the day was bright, she’d had her first good night of sleep in, Lord, what felt like weeks. She tossed her hair and puckered her lips as she placed the cup on the sidetable, swinging her legs over the bed and wandering to her suitcase. What to wear, what to wear?

Ah! He had grabbed her beach dress. Good man. She smiled towards the bathroom, where she could hear his clear, high whistle among the water hitting the tile, and shrugged out of her gown and into the dress before wandering into the main room to peer out the window onto the veranda. She snagged her sunhat along the way, and grinned at her reflection in the mirror as she passed,

“Things may be lookin’ up after all.”

Eddie finished his shower, pushing a hand through his hair, and dried off quickly, changing into his clothes and plopping his hat on his head. Moving through the bedroom, he saw her in her sundress and smiled, admiring her for a moment before wolf-whistling her her direction.

“I thought fer a second I died in th’shower, and an angel was greeting me here,” he teased, walking over and enjoying the view with her. “Man.. look at this place.. it’s.. perfect,” he said quietly. Just what they needed, a peaceful time away.

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A Giggling Mess: The day Jane got sick…

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Jane crossed her arms and huffed. She hated being stuck in one room for an awfully long time. And since she was sick, there were two rooms in her house she was spending a lot…

“I’m glad, kiddo.” he said with a nod, smiling a bit “Nice shot… you should listen to y’nanny, like yer doing,” he advised, looking out a window. “Jane.. I got.. a question.. I see you with Mary, and y’other nanny… but.. I don’t see y’parents real often..”

snowwhitethefairest:

eddievaliant:

-Eddie fell back onto the table, flabbergasted, and watched her move over him revealing more skin- I.. I can’t say the man in me ain’t tempted.. but I can’t Snow.. Jess is the only girl f’me.. and you ain’t in yer right mind. 

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Ssh *She gestured, putting her finger over his mouth* Take a drink *She said picking up a glass with a little whiskey in it, and pouring it into his mouth* Atta boy *She winked*

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-Eddie quickly spat out the whiskey- Whoa.. I ain’t had a drink in years! -he yelled, attempting to get up from her, but she was rather.. in the way-

snowwhitethefairest

Suit your self *She giggled as she stood up, covering her shoulders* You sure are a nervous chap *She winked* So where Is this Jessica then? 

-Eddie sighed, shaking his head- Probably back at the office.

snowwhitethefairest:

Don’t be silly *She giggled, continuing to walk toward him, in a seducing manner. She lifted her bare foot, and pushed him gently over a table with it, which knocked four whiskey glasses to the floor. She hovered over him, and slipped down the other sleeve of her dress, revealing the other shoulder* Still don’t want it Eddie? *She whispered* 

eddievaliant:

-Eddie fell back onto the table, flabbergasted, and watched her move over him revealing more skin- I.. I can’t say the man in me ain’t tempted.. but I can’t Snow.. Jess is the only girl f’me.. and you ain’t in yer right mind. 

snowwhitethefairest:

Ssh *She gestured, putting her finger over his mouth* Take a drink *She said picking up a glass with a little whiskey in it, and pouring it into his mouth* Atta boy *She winked*

eddievaliant:

-Eddie quickly spat out the whiskey- Whoa.. I ain’t had a drink in years! -he yelled, attempting to get up from her, but she was rather.. in the way-

eddievaliant:

Snow.. you’re gorgeous -he took her arms from around him- Kind and sweet, and I respect you way too much t’do anything, and I love Jessica!

snowwhitethefairest:

*Snow pulled down the left sleeve of her dress, revealing a little of her shoulder. She ran her fingers through her hair, and looked at him deep in his eyes* You know how bad I want you Eddie. You know how bad I need you. *She said, slowing walking up to him*

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-Eddie’s eyes widened at the newly exposed skin- Snow.. I think you’re real confused.. maybe a witch.. or a cursed apple? Or.. or.. a mermaid song? -he offered, taking a step back-

snowwhitethefairest:

Don’t be silly *She giggled, continuing to walk toward him, in a seducing manner. She lifted her bare foot, and pushed him gently over a table with it, which knocked four whiskey glasses to the floor. She hovered over him, and slipped down the other sleeve of her dress, revealing the other shoulder* Still don’t want it Eddie? *She whispered* 

eddievaliant:

-Eddie fell back onto the table, flabbergasted, and watched her move over him revealing more skin- I.. I can’t say the man in me ain’t tempted.. but I can’t Snow.. Jess is the only girl f’me.. and you ain’t in yer right mind. 

snowwhitethefairest:

N’awww *She pouted, almost teasing him* Will someone get into big trouble? *She said in a patronizing voice* Eddie, I want you, Just take me how I am. *She said dangling both arms around his neck, holding him gently* I can keep a secret, can you? *She whispered*

eddievaliant:

Snow.. you’re gorgeous -he took her arms from around him- Kind and sweet, and I respect you way too much t’do anything, and I love Jessica!

snowwhitethefairest:

*Snow pulled down the left sleeve of her dress, revealing a little of her shoulder. She ran her fingers through her hair, and looked at him deep in his eyes* You know how bad I want you Eddie. You know how bad I need you. *She said, slowing walking up to him*

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-Eddie’s face went completely pale- Yeah.. where you’ll be stayin’, alone.. -he said quickly, trying to get her hands off of him- You wouldn’t like me in th’mornin’ Snow.

snowwhitethefairest:

Oh don’t be so coy Eddie *She said playfully taking his hat off and putting it on own head* Come on, I’ll leave the hat on *She laughed, tipping the hat a little to the side*

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-snatching his hat back, he sighed- Snow.. you have no idea what you’re doing right now.. you’re gonna regret this so bad tomorrow -he took his hands in hers- Just trust me.

snowwhitethefairest:

N’awww *She pouted, almost teasing him* Will someone get into big trouble? *She said in a patronizing voice* Eddie, I want you, Just take me how I am. *She said dangling both arms around his neck, holding him gently* I can keep a secret, can you? *She whispered*

eddievaliant:

Snow.. you’re gorgeous -he took her arms from around him- Kind and sweet, and I respect you way too much t’do anything, and I love Jessica!

eddievaliant:

Alright, I’m smelling some magic goin’ on here -Eddie helped her off the table- Why don’t you go lay down.. relax, I bet my t’morrow this’ll all have passed, huh? -grins nervously-

snowwhitethefairest:

*Grips tight as he picks her up* You taking me to the bedroom handsome? *She chuckled*

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-Eddie’s face went completely pale- Yeah.. where you’ll be stayin’, alone.. -he said quickly, trying to get her hands off of him- You wouldn’t like me in th’mornin’ Snow.

snowwhitethefairest:

Oh don’t be so coy Eddie *She said playfully taking his hat off and putting it on own head* Come on, I’ll leave the hat on *She laughed, tipping the hat a little to the side*

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-snatching his hat back, he sighed- Snow.. you have no idea what you’re doing right now.. you’re gonna regret this so bad tomorrow -he took his hands in hers- Just trust me.